Category: 'shiz is crazy'


ARGH! I might've had a tiny heart attack... NO WONDER she wanted me to read about those gnomes! Edward365: 38/365
Kinda surreal... My friends gave me a giant box of candy for Christmas... That dude totally looks like me! Edward365: 30/365
Bella suggested I check out this book about gnomes... Something about how they travel a lot, like I do. I'm not gonna lie. They creep me out a little. Edward365: 28/365
What's all this aboot... Eh? Edward365: 25/365
I'm going to take this, just in case... You never know when you might need a good shank. Edward365: Day 20/365
WHAT IS THIS INSANITY?!

This is craziness!!!!

Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Edward365: Day 19/365



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